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STOCK EXAMPLES Kara Clips Information is power, and these tough shock-proof and water-resistant multi-function karabiner clips will keep you informed when you're out and about. £69 Simkey Simcard Backup This neat little gizmo not only backs-up the SIM card from your mobile phone, it also doubles as a micro PDA! Never worry about losing all the contacts crammed in your mobile phone again - a gadget that gives you peace of mind.£14 Kameleon 6 in 1 Remote Control Finally an end to incomprehensible and irritating remotes. This slimline aluminium beauty is simplicity itself to use, touch-sensitive, truly universal, and operates up to six devices at distances of up to 36 feet, and is about as cool looking as it gets. £69 Finger Print Lock Keys are a thing of the past - the Fingerprint Lock is the future. Is this the coolest thing ever, or what?£699.00 TP329 Walkie Talkies The best sub £50 pair of full multi-function, long range, weatherproof, walkie talkies we've ever seen! £49 UV Cipher This Cipher pen and Ultra-Violet torch kit is an invisible writer and security marker in one, (and pretty good for secret messages te he).£9 Wind Up TV Remote Control The green TV remote that's, er, silver. No batteries needed, just wind it up to control your T.V., video or DVD.The green TV remote that.s er. silver. No batteries needed, just wind it up to control your T.V., video or DVD. £29 Mobile Phone Charger - Travel Set The travel kit for the car, boat, suitcase - you name it - that everyone should have.£12 Executive Pocket Micro Torch Oh heavens, oh beautiful angels of wonder and glee (or something along those lines). This solid metal Executive Pocket Micro Torch is heaven in a box. £34 Karabiner Keyrings Keep your keys in style with these funky Heart and Bone sprung-clip karabiner key rings.£3 Beer Key The key to swift and successful beer access. A very clever design from one of the UK's newest and funkiest designers. £7.50 Mini Book Light A super-light and slim-line reading solution for both home and travel.£29 Blue LED Torch Keyring Super bright torch! With its small weight and size, you have to have this on your keyring. £4 Buzz Lighter Offering people a light just took on a whole new dimension. The Buzz Lighter won't give them a light, but WILL get them dancing round the room.£8 Work Lights Geek meets DJ chic in these indispensable DIY / clubbing head lights. £7 X-Large Lighter No, it's not a very small hand, it's a giant lighter. It's as portable as a brick, but looks great on the table!£19 Magnetic Tax Disc An elegant solution to tacky, placky alternatives, this sleek stainless-steel cover has a distinctly Formula 1 look about it. £6 Travel Book Light A classic piece of illuminating travel kit. Light and compact, it's great for bus journeys, train journeys, or spiritual journeys.£10 Ultimate Keyring The Ultimate Key Ring has all you could possibly need when you're out and about, and getting them as a set saves you pounds! £19 USB Phone Charger How often do you get to work to find your mobile's on its last legs? Well no more, this wonderfully clever little gadget sucks the power from any USB and quenches your thirsty phone.£12 £2000 Watch Walkie Talkies Heaven on earth for kids, these walkie talkie watches are the very latest in silly gizmo inventions. £29 Wind-up Multi Mobile Charger No, it's not a wind-up. Give your battery a boost when you're stuck in the sticks, and stay in touch!£9 Wireless Weather Station This is essential kit for anyone who likes to know where they stand before making important decisions, such as whether to wear shades or go for winter-grade socks. £49 Radio Pen A radio you can write with! Awesome reception, auto-scan, stereo headphones... Never miss the sport or your favourite radio programme again.£14 Rocket Torch Keyring With the most powerful LED on the market, this little blue torpedo shaped key light is a stunner. £12 Mini Radio Silver Small enough to fit the palm of your hand, this mini radio will pick up pretty well anything (unless they're leaning against a bar in tight clothes), without giving you a bulge in your pocket (so to speak).£9 Mobile Phone Games Console Convert your phone into a games console! Clip it and flip it and never get bored on the bus again! £19 Multi Mobile Charger Pocket Multi-Mobile charger. Plug in and charge up to stay connected when your battery lets you down.£9 Plasma Ball Oh man, this is like, just so psychedelic. You'll spend hours lost in the funky electrical storm going on inside of it, and when you touch it streams of blue plasma (or whatever) reach for your fingertips. £39 Pocket Micro Torch With a wicked blue flame that burns at 1300C, the Pocket Micro Torch is a flame thrower the size of your thumb. It makes short work of cigars, and doubles as a pocket-sized industrial welder (not really).£29 Leatherman Juice The latest, and the flagship multi-purpose knife in the classic Leatherman range. It's the only knife you'll need. £89 LED Torch Lighter A torch and lighter in one. The next time someone asks you for a light, you'll be able to give them what they want. Unless what they really meant was, what's your telephone number.£9 Lightup Lighter There is absolutely no practical reason for a lighter to emit an unearthly blue glow when firing up a ciggy. Except it looks SO darn cool... £9 Microzoom Binoculars Stylish, small and powerful - the world's smallest zoom binoculars. They feature a zoom capability of 40 times and weigh in at a mere 500 grams with a casing of only 10 x 10cm.£99 Micro LED Torch A tiny, multi-function, featherweight and super-bright key-chain to light your way in the dark. £4 Freeplay Flashlight Say goodbye to batteries with this very powerful high-performance wind-up torch from Freeplay.£34 Freeplay Radio Freeplay's latest take-anywhere radio that'll never let you down - the power is in your hands. £49 Glowrings Original A multi-coloured set of three original Glowrings. With ten years of ever-glow life, you'll never lose your keys, dog or sense of humour again.£14.25 Head Torch Head torches seem pretty daft until you're wearing one, then you realise how incredibly useful they are. £19 Induction Torch This bulbless, batteryless torch (this can't be right) is an ingenious invention. A torch that gets its power from induction, you shake it and it shines.£29 Beer Key Big Match Lighters Blue LED Torch Keyring Buzz Lighter Eon Ice Executive Pocket Micro Torch Finger Print Lock Freeplay Flashlight Freeplay Radio Glowrings Ice & Pink Glowrings Original Glowrings VX2 Head Torch Induction Torch Kameleon 6 in 1 Remote Control Kara Clips Karabiner Keyrings Leatherman Juice LED Torch Lighter Lightup Lighter Loop Keyrings Magnetic Tax Disc Micro LED Torch Microzoom Binoculars Mini Book Light Mini Radio Silver Mobile Phone Charger - Travel Set Mobile Phone Games Console Multi Mobile Charger PAL Lights Plasma Ball Pocket Micro Torch Radio Pen Rocket Torch Keyring Simkey Simcard Backup Tireflys TP329 Walkie Talkies Travel Book Light Ultimate Keyring USB Phone Charger UV Cipher Watch Walkie Talkies Wind Up TV Remote Control Wind-up Multi Mobile Charger Wireless Weather Station Work Lights X-Large Lighter New Arrivals Things We Didn't Know Customer Feedback Press Feedback Terms & Conditions Help About Us Contact Us Eon Ice Waterproof and crush-proof, the Eon Ice emits a beautiful piercing blue beam from its dual LEDs. It's the size of a credit card, and you should never leave home without it. £9 Glowrings Ice & Pink A pair of the original Glowring keyrings that glow an icy blue or luscious pink in the dark, and they're guaranteed to glow for 10 years!£9 Glowrings VX2 The executive version of the original Glowring is here, the VX2. Aluminium capped they have a glow-life of ten years, and are swisher than something very large moving through the air very fast and making a big swishing sound. £9 Loop Keyrings The security guard for your keys you can keep in your pocket.£5.50 Big Match Lighters Giant lighters in the shape of a match (no prize for guessing that one). When you need to keep your distance they're a perfect match for the lighter side of life. £4 PAL Lights Compact, rugged and incredibly cool pocket torch. It has an always-on feature so you can find it in the dark, and comes with either a blue or a white light.£19 Tireflys Blaze a trail with these funky strobe lights for your bicycle, motorbike and car tyres. £8 I-trigue speakers 2 When sound truly matters, Creative's L3500 2.1 speakers are as close to heaven as you can get. £129.00 Garmin PDA/GPS Never get lost again. The iQue 3600 "Super PDA" not only tells you where and when you should be somewhere, it also tells you how to get there.£589.00 DVD Tablet Player The revolutionary Nextbase DVD Player is a world 1st. Barely bigger than a DVD case, it has a razor sharp screen and looks as cool as a polar bear in shades. £399.00 DV4000 Digital Video Camera The Mustek DV4000, with MPEG 4 and a stonking 4 Megapixel resolution! Not just a high-spec mini digital video camera, it's also a stills camera, an MP3 player & much more.£149.00 Mini DECT Phones There's nothing quite like a piece of kit that's been beautifully designed and well thought out. A chic little multi-function DECT phone and answering machine that's not much bigger than a mobile phone. £69 Mini Keyring Camera This miraculous little Digital camera is the size of a matchbox, will shoot 20 high res, or 80 low res images at a time, and also acts as a dead cool webcam£19 James Bond Digital Camera Possibly the most deeply awesome camera ever to come onto the market. This stonking 7 function spy camera is cleverly secreted in a steel zippo-esque case, simply flip and click. £69 Boosteroo Amplifier Power up your portable audio kit with this magnificent Portable Amplifier, and get a blast of pure undistorted sound.£24 Weather DECT Phone Keep up to date with the weather forecast with this multi-functional high spec Weather Dect Phone. (And don't it look sexy?) £129.00 Wireless Speakers Wander about the house at will with these great Wireless Speakers, a virtual stereo system in every room.£99 L´Espion XS Dun diddle un dun, dun dun dun dun diddle un dun etc. Sorry Bond, but you're old news, this steely little spy camera with its infra-red and surveillance mode is even cooler than you. £79 Portable DVD 7 inch Carry a widescreen cinema in the palm of your hand, play CDs, MP3 CDs, and your favourite movies, wherever you are!£349.00 Epsilon 2.1 High resolution photos and video, with a 4x digital zoom and macro lens. It's truly astonishing. £99 Flashcam - 1.3 Digital Camera What's the one thing most ultra-compact digital cameras don't have? Yup, a decent flash...£79 Jukebox 20GB MP3 Player How to pack a massive amount of music in your pocket for wondrously little wonga. £249.00 L´Espion Xtra Smaller than a credit card, if you look at it in one direction at least (give us a break - you want it to be as thin as your flexible friend too?).£49 Spycam with Audio The ridiculously low priced SpyCam is a truly addictive piece of equipment. £69 Stealth Cam Not only will this itsy bitsy surveillance camera catch vital moments on full colour film, but its built-in microphone records any accompanying sounds.£399.00 Tivoli Audio Model CD A superb addition to the award winning range of Tivoli audio products, this CD player is set to be yet another winner. £199 Travel Speakers The most jaw-droppingly wonderful travel speakers ever. Absolutely tiny but with astounding sound you simply won't believe, really.£59 4 Port USB Hub Quadruple the amount of time you can waste at work. £24 Vertical CD Player This dead natty vertical CD system is a remarkable find at under 100 quid. The sound is excellent and as well as the rather sexy door opening system, it's packed with features.£99 Voice Commander Have you ever wanted to say 'Make it so' to your TV, video, DVD or Hi Fi? Well, now you can - there's nothing like ordering your kit around! £79 Snap Digital Camera This latest mini digital camera from SiPix is an absolute gem. It's really very mini indeed and packs a hell of a punch. Never miss the perfect moment again.£39 I-Trigue Speakers Mere words are pitifully inadequate to describe the jaw-dropping wonderfulness of these new I-Trigue speakers. £89 GSmart Mini3 Digital Camera It's the size of a credit card and packs a heck of a punch. The GSMART Mini 3 is the latest and greatest addition to our micro camera range with a stonking 3.1 Mega-pixels and 16MB of on-board memory!£64 GSmart Mini Digital Camera Smaller than a credit card - and yet packed with features - this cool digital camera is as much of a fashion statement as it is a natty snapper. £34 Fuji Instax Mini Camera Slick and funky point-and-snapper from the master camera-makers. Instant prints at your fingertips.£49 Digital Camera Binoculars The most brilliant invention ever (well, you know, the internal combustion engine was a while ago) - The World's First Ever Digital Camera Binoculars. £89 DVD In-Car System Full DVD system which works equally in the car, or at home. No more drab games of 'I- Spy' - this'll keep the noisiest of back-seat passengers quiet.£499.00 Digital Vid Cams The DV Cams digital video cameras are some of the neatest and miniest (smaller than a pack of fags) DV cameras around. £99 Tivoli PAL Radios The most stupendously wonderful portable radio we've ever seen or heard.£129.00 Tivoli Radio Model 1 These revolutionary designer radios are quite possibly the best you've ever heard. 'This is a must-have for the office, or indeed anywhere. It's a little belter.' - What Hi-Fi. £99 MDC 4000 Digital Camera The MDC4000 Digital Camera - Up to 4 Megapixels of powerful imaging kit that fits in the palm of your hand. Camera seems too small a word for all the things this great gizmo can do.£179.00 Epsilon 1.3 A fantastic camera with 4x digital zoom, flash, excellent macro, a colour TFT screen, 8MB memory (expandable), and true video recording. £79 DAP MP3 Players This is a truly top MP3 player-cum-Key Drive. With 128 MB of storage, it'll hold all your chunky files or more importantly up to two hours of your favourite music.£89 Whop it When you really want to wallop something with all your might, but need to avoid law suits or broken furniture, then there's nothing quite as cathartic and satisfying as beating the heck out of Whop It! £9 Nano Racers Nano Racers! So small even a quantum physicist would have trouble defining exactly where it is at any given time in space.£9 Ocean Explorer Eat your hearts out Nemo and Cousteau, this micro R/C Ocean Explorer Submarine with its powerful front searchlights is a small miracle. £59 X-EC Mini RC Plane A 'butterfly-weight', fully assembled, radio and microprocessor controlled airplane that fits into a briefcase, and can be flown inside and out!£79 Invisible card pack of 2 Invisible Cards - well, not totally invisible, that would be a bit silly - but nevertheless they're clearly brilliant, and are the perfect cards for strip poker. £12 Glow in the Dark Frisbee The 175g Discraft Ultra-Star is the official disc of the Ultimate Players Association - but who cares, it's a Frisbee that glows in the dark so it's a blast in the park!£11 Micro Spinsters Micro Spinsters are the latest go anywhere, go anyhow, multi-function mini stunt cars. Bristling with wheels, they fly about all over the place spinning and tumbling like a polecat on roller-skates. £12 LCD Pinball Game Electronic palm top pinball with sound, lights and a clever internal gizmo that gives you that good vibration.£24 Mega Splat Gun STOP! You have to check this out. With a 25ft range and 144 rounds a minute, it's the most addictively wonderful thing ever. £69 Table Top Air Hockey Warning! This Air Hockey table is the short route to getting virtually no work done ever again.£59 Table Top Football Table This top notch Table Top Football Table is the best one we've ever seen. It's the perfect size and the perfect weight - our only criticism is that we spend far too much time playing on it... £59 LCD Pool Game Rack 'em up and make like a shark!£24 Canned Games Next time you plan on get well and truly caned, these Canned Games, are the perfect accompaniment to an evening of pleasant debauchery. £4 Fridge Play The fridge has two traditional roles in domestic life, to keep food cold and to be a message board cum picture gallery, now it can become your latest play station.£9 Mini Super Trucks If you haven't ever considered, not even for a nanosecond, being a truck driver, then move along (and you need to come to terms with your sexuality). These are just heaven on wheels. £14 Boxing Punchball Do you pack a powerful punch? Find out with this great punch-bag and glove kit. Pictures to stick on the bag of people who get on your nerves are not supplied.£59 Casino Kit Break the bank at Monte Carlo without the inconvenience and expense of actually having to go there. £14 Harley Davidson RC Bike Just take a moment to absorb the wonder of this heavenly creature. A 71cm long fully functional R/C Harley Davidson Fat Boy with authentic engine sound and lights, it almost sounds like a foolish wish, but no, it's true.£119.00 Porsche 911 RC Car Oh my, oh my, oh my, what a delectable and exquisite beauty. This huge 1:6 scale R/C Porsche 911 Turbo, with full sound and lights, is what car worship is all about. £99 Electronic Countdown If you can't face the terrible jokes and frankly astonishing ties, then bring Countdown home with this absurdly addictive Electronic Countdown.£29 Electronic Family Fortunes It had to happen, just like our survey said, Electronic Family fortunes is here, now you can prove you're not as dumb as it seems everyone else is. £49 Airburst Rocket Allegedly the world's highest air rocket. Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars... Sorry about that.£34 AirZooka The Airzooka is the ultimate in air defence weaponry. Utterly stupid of course, but more un-put-downable than a Jeffrey Archer novel. Oh, hang on, GALACTICALLY more un-put-downable than a Jeffrey Archer novel. £9 Atari Games Console The 70s are back. Atari have released a wonderfully retro and grippingly addictive player packed with all the classic favourite games of yesteryear.£24 Battle Tank Without wishing to sound too enthusiastic, this firing R/C Battle Tank is the most awesomely head-spinningly jaw-droppingly marvellous toy on the planet, for those terminally addicted to fun. £99 Original Casino Cards Cards used in a genuine Las Vegas casino. Cards in Vegas are refreshed once every hour, after which they have their corners shaved off to prevent re-playing. Note: Cards are £3 per pack.£3 Luxury Poker Chip Set Ideal for the domestic high roller. A top notch gambling kit featuring 300 clay chips, a set of poker dice, and two decks of casino cards last played at the gaming tables of one of Las Vegas' premier casinos. £129 X-Zylo Air Rider If you've tried and loved the X-Zylo (and even if you haven't), you'll want to sing about the X-Zylo Air Rider.£8 X-Zylo Ultra The hottest throwy thing around. Light as a very light thing and goes phenomenal distances. Record throw 600 feet - can you beat it? £7 Stowboard Designer boarding at its very zenith. This foldable, stowable deck is a must.£119 Stomp Rocket A classic indoor and outdoor game for any technophobes with a short attention span. £12 Unicycle Unicycling, as similar to riding a bicycle as surfing is to macramé. If your sense of balance is more finely tuned than your sense of self-preservation, then this is for you.£84 Walkie Talkies All the benefits of remote communication, but at an incredibly low price and without annoying ring-tone angst... £14 Remote Control Blimp The original and of course the best remote controlled airship around. Simply fill with helium and you'll be up, up and away in no time.£79 Sky Commander The Sky Commander helicopter is a fun and undeniably silly soaring gizmo that'll keep the young at heart amused for hours. £24 Mini Battling Tanks With these mini infra-red remote-controlled battling tanks you can kiss goodbye to doing anything remotely productive for quite some time.£39 MP5 Gun Set These are probably our hottest selling toys, and for good reason. They're about the best, most fun things ever! Get them at their lowest ever special price. £59 Mobile Phone R/C Car Still playing Snake on your mobile? Then it's time to discover the most fun anyone can have with a phone.£24 Multi Games Table The ideal indoor entertainment system that doesn't involve a TV or a computer screen! £249.00 Ornithopter The Ornithopter is the latest weird and wonderful flying machine around. It's creating quite a stir (or should that be a flap?).£34 Palm Top Chess Palm Top Chess with the world's smallest, most sophisticated chess computer! £24 Desktop Pinball The perfect invention - a pinball machine that fits on your desk! Bring the pub home, or to your desk - heaven.£19 Power Ball - Colours may vary Get a grip! Here's the latest version of Power Ball, the gyroscopic arm strengthener and generally fun fiddly thing. £24 Power BB Tank It may measure only a piddling 11.5cm, but it's definitely able to hold its own amongst the big boys.£14 Pump Rocket Low-tech pump action rocket fun for those who regard silliness as an art form. £8 Keyring Kite Perfect for idle moments on the beach, in the park or at slow sporting fixtures.£4 LCD Golf Game Stow your clubs in the cupboard, give your alarming golfing jumper to the local charity shop, put your feet up, and get stuck into a marathon session of Pro Golf, it's a blast! £24 Micro Humvee SUV? Forget it. Our Humvee is the ultimate FUV, capable of mounting ferocious armed assaults across the front line - between living room and kitchen.£14 Mini MP5 Gun These are probably our hottest selling toys, and for good reason. They're about the best, most fun things ever! Get them at their lowest ever special price. £29 Giant Jericho This may not be the most peaceful of parlour games, but it's probably about as much fun as can be had from a pile of wooden bricks.£79 Globe Magnetic Puzzle If you're feeling disempowered by current current world events, create your own global solution to a global problem with this mesmerisingly magnetic silvery ball. £19 Hovercraft The ultimate cross terrain vehicle. (That's not to say that it works on ground that's angry about something). On land or water this great hovercraft is a blast.£89 Inflatable Toboggan D'you feel the need for speed? This inflatable toboggan makes mincemeat of the competition when it comes to high speed descents. £39 Intercepter Ultra Boat Crocket and Tubbs eat your hearts out. The Intercepter is a scorcher of an R/C boat.£109.00 Cranium Think of all the great family team games you've ever loved, cram them all into one very well made box, and you've got Cranium. Charades meets Triv meets them all - we rate it the best team game ever invented! £29 Desktop Racetrack The miniature marvel racetrack you can take anywhere. Now you can challenge whoever you like wherever you like.£14 Fit 4 Fighting In the words of the makers, why get fat on the sofa when you could get fit on the mat? £69 Super Gliders These Super Gliders are the hottest new park fliers of the year. Easier to fly than a paper dart, they scorch through the sky like something really very scorchy.£14 Mountain Boards Get on board with the hottest new sport of the century. £299.00 Micro Turbo Racer These ridiculously small Racers are the perfect remedy to a dull day at work. Actually, they're perfect for a busy day too - just don't let your boss catch you.£14 Midi Racers Fantastic palm-sized R/C cars with great range and race ability. More fun than an awful lot of other things out there that are less fun than this. £14 Mini Racer Boats Crocket and Tubbs, if you're still out there with your rolled up jackets and baggy trousers, here's a vice you simply can't resist.£19 Odd Balls Great summer hit - and a flash from the past...? £14.95 Rubberband Guns Ten round rapid-fire rubber band guns - your turn to be the class bully...£9 Sky Patrol A quick charge, easy-to-fly dream of a machine, the first of its kind. Say goodbye to getting any work done in the office. £84 Symphony Power Kites Undeniably the best priced and best performing Power Kites in their class!£34 Rubber Band Gatling Gun Rubber band warfare has taken on a whole new dimension. At 560 rounds a minute, this behemoth with its 360 degree field of fire will give you total supremacy. £399.00 Disc Rifle It's the meanest, baddest, foam-disc-firingest rifle you could ever hope to handle. Keep nuisances, colleagues and work at bay, all day.£9 Fighter Bird Scorch round the sky and knock out your adversary with a sonic gun that disables their motor! The ultimate dog-fight machine, but without the dogs, obviously. £99 Firestormer Unique and innovative air-powered Air Hog - no batteries, just pump it up and let fly!£24 Christmas Cards Send someone a Christmas Card they'll remember forever. £4 Time capsule clock About time - an elegant clock that displays the date and day as well as the time, all in a hard-to-swallow capsule shape.£69 Stainless Steel Cards For those people to whom money is just wads of paper you carry around, this is possibly the most exclusive deck of playing cards on the planet. A Limited Edition set of Stainless Steel Playing Cards that are the ultimate in hedonistic gambling. £999.00 Antquarium If you thought fish were great for an instant bit of de-stressing, then you've got to get hold of one of these. A Space-Age ant colony that's truly mesmerising.£19 Steel cocktail goblet Sleek steel cocktail goblets for the movers and shakers out there. £16.95 Linear Weather Stations KIT The Linear Weather Station is the ultimate in meteorological chic, combining elegant design and cutting edge advanced technology.£199.00 Twig Light For a little touch of Narnia in the night this Christmas, this beautiful Twig Light is bliss (Ahhhhhhh) £34 Desktop Lamps Get rid of the ghastly grunge of angle-poise lamps and get into the lighter side of lighting.£49 Blue Led Christmas Lights Super-bright long-life indoor and outdoor blue LED Christmas tree lights, that'll light up your life (well your tree and house) and will last year after year after year. £29 Bath Bomb Set Soothe away your aches and pains, and get a kick out of the fizzing with this set of pure indulgence bath bombs.£7 Bath Caddy Bathing bliss, with a book, a glass of wine or two, and all lit by the flickering flame of a candle. £39 Bath Soap Dish Polished chrome bath soap dish, all of which is startlingly obvious by the picture, but things are not always what they seem... Though actually this is.£6 Beach World Beachworld Biospheres are a window into a perfect world that you can hold in the palm of your hand. £89 Big Digital Clock Reminiscent of a hyper-cool flat screen TV, this Karlsson wall mounted digital alarm clock is the epitome of minimalist chic, and comes with a 30ft remote. (That would be it's range rather than it's size).£49.95 Chalk Mug This ingenious coffee mug is glazed with a chalk board surface and comes with a piece of chalk. Great for morning love notes to your sweetie or for leaving that dreaded message to your boss... "I need a raise!" £4 Christmas Lights These stunning star shaped Christmas lights are long lasting, remarkably tough (none of that bulb blowing nightmare), and of course, are full of the ahhhhhhh factor.£14 Climbing Light Loopy wall-scaling light from award-winning Black & Blum designers. £24.95 Engraved Cocktail Shaker Consummate style for those that like it shaken, and definitely not stirred.£24 Zapcap Stainless Steel How to crack open a bottle of beer in a nanosecond with a satisfying whack of the hand. £9 Stress Incense Sorry they're not scratch and sniff, but these incense kits are a must for all hedonists and the self-indulgent (though that may well be tautological).£3 Therm au Rouge If you've always got time for red wine to reach room temperature on its own, fine. If not, this nifty warmer saves the wait. £9 Tumbler Faze Light Glorious new Mathmos light brick that slowly and seductively pulses through 9 different colours.£49 Tumbler Flip Light Mathmos have done it again! Could these be THE most beautiful lights ever...? £49 Weather Station Clock As cool clocks go, this one is right up there, and it goes.£29 Reading Light Ingenious light design from award-winning Black & Blum - and the book doubles as a shade. £27.95 Retro Clock Silver Perfect for anyone who can't get enough of their wallpaper or tasteful shade of paint.£49 Secret Arrow Emails and texting just aren't romantic, when you want to get that special message to your loved one. Send it straight to their heart with this Secret Arrow. Metaphorically, you understand... £14 Flowers in a Can Flowers in a Can - possibly the best invention since they put... err, beer in a can. Send a single can or a bunch of cans (it doesn't have the same ring as a bunch of flowers, but it's a LOT more fun).£4 Selector Mug When you want to make absolutely sure you get your tea or coffee just right, this rather brilliant mug offers a helpful reminder. £19 Sensual Incense Sorry they're not scratch and sniff, but these incense kits are a must for all hedonists and the self-indulgent (though that may well be tautological).£3 Sofa Bean Bag A vast and deliciously comfortable sofa beanbag - oh and a couch potato's idea of heaven. £199.00 Splash Mirror Liven up your bathroom with this wonderful cartoonesque splat mirror.£19 Mini Fridge It's cool, it's hot and it's... er... small. Keep those inconvenient walks to the kitchen to a minimum with your own portable all-in-one fridge/warmer. £129.00 Moon Land Expand your horizons, get into prime real estate. Who will ever forget you gave them the moon?£19.95 Naughty Weekend Kit Get wicked at the weekend with this wonderfully hedonistic box of sensual goodies. Guaranteed to cure most headaches! £39 James The Doorman Stand up to even the most bully-boy draught with this black and rubbery door stop.£14 Jerry Can Flask Fill up and get fortified for nippy weather with this mini Jerry Can hip flask. £14 Lever Corkscrew A handsome and stylish bottle opener that gets you inside a bottle of vino in under 3 seconds. Not like a ship you understand, that would be remarkably inconvenient.£29.95 Love Bomb Made from natural products, the Love Bomb fizzes away in the bath and even has a hidden surprise...! £1 Lovers' Keyring A delightful (and rather enchanting) pair of keyrings, for couples who value a little heart to heart.£14 Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener Beer lives in fridge. Therefore, best place for bottle opener is on fridge door. QED. £19 Glowball Blue Stunning bright-blue glowing wonder sphere for fortune-telling, moon impersonations or just looking exceptionally cool.£39 Hand Deodoriser We still can't work out how this works, but it's remarkable! £4.50 Hot Puppy There's nothing like a warm puppy, er... except this of course.£14 Deluxe Pull It Corkscrew A beautiful hefty and slick deluxe metal corkscrew that can open a bottle of wine in under 3 seconds, with no heaving, tugging or effort involved. £39.95 DNA in a Tin Find out who you are with the DNA equivalent of a CV!£19 Bubble Machines Here's bubbly on tap for parties, stage shows, raves, nightclubs or any other bout of good clean fun. £99 Chill Rooms These huge and wonderful inflatable Chill-Out rooms are the 21st Century's answer to funky personal space.£389.00 Christmas Candles Ah the smells of winter woodlands, mulled wine and gently falling snow. Nostalgia you can set fire to. £19 Frosty Mugs A can is sort of OK, a bottle is slightly better, but nothing comes close to the heaven of a chilled beer in an ice-frosted tankard.£9 Hot Bears Possibly the most adorable and huggable bear like... er... ever, OK? And probably a better bed companion than most. £14 Ice Lights These gorgeous ice crystal LED lights are the ultimate night time adornment. (Beware, lights that look like stars may attract the unwanted attention of bands of wandering shepherds)£12 Salt Candle Lamps Bring a bit of natural light into your night with these subtle and sensuous salt lights (that's quite enough alliteration thank you - Ed). £14.95 Salt Electric Lamps Naturally ionise your atmosphere with this beautiful salt crystal lamp. Cut the salt out of your diet, but keep it on the table.£24 Soap Scrolls Gorgeous smelling and beautifully presented handmade scrolls of natural soap. Wash in style. £12 Tree Lights The Christmas tree for the new Millennium. No needles, no tacky silver tinsel - just a classy yet modernist table-top tree that'll last longer than the proverbial 12 days of Christmas.£9 Pin clock The achingly stylish retro Pin Clock is a mesmerising table top clock that tells 3D time with pin-point accuracy. £79 Electric Heater Mug Keep your cuppa steaming. £9 Iron BBQ 600 This multi-award winning BBQ is an alfresco gourmets dream (possibly a wet one what with the English weather). With enough space to sizzle up a banquet, and when you're done, convert it into a flaming brazier to warm your cockles.£199.00 L39 Jet And we're not kidding. £199999.00 Wine Carrier Pop a chilled Puilly Fumé in this sturdy insulated wine-carrier, sling it over over your shoulder, and head for the grass.£9 Wine Holder Elegant but tough pack which holds a bottle of wine and a couple of wine glasses. Looks cool and keeps it cool. £19 Sea Scooter Bond, eat your heart out you big girl's blouse. The coolest Sea Scooter to hit the UK shores is here. Unbeatable fun at an unbeatable price.£329.00 Solar Garden Light Let the suns rays light up your night. These Solar Garden Lights charge up in the day, so they can light up at night. Gorgeous garden illumination. £34 Patio Heater Don't let the cold drive you indoors. This very powerful and economic heater will keep the chill off, so you can keep dining in the garden well into deep winter!£399.00 Pipeline Torches Although these torches are designed to be staked in the ground, there's really no reason why you shouldn't invite a few centurions round and delight the neighbours with your own imperial, torchlit procession in the garden. £39 Led Star Light This flashy supernova's a blinking good way to brighten up gatherings and let the world know that your star's in the ascendancy!£19 Micro Sleeping Bag This handy Micro Sleeping Bag packs down to an absurdly small size, leaving you tons of space in your bags for loads of stuff you don't need. £34 Garden Flare Add a touch of regal flair, or rather flare, to your garden or patio with these stunning torches.£69.00 Ice Scraper Tough but smooth wallet-sized card to whisk away that wintry frost with a flourish. £4 Instant Pool Now you can have an instant pool wherever and whenever you like.£129.95 Cool Car Fridge The coolest, and miniest, of cool mini fridges! Use it in the car, the bedroom, the office... £69.95 Flashing Golf Ball A brilliant invention in more ways than one. The Flashing Golf Ball means you'll never lose your balls again!£12 Picnic Hampers Picnic hampers have never been so organised! Everything you need for alfresco dining in a rugged and stylish backpack. £74 Hotspot Lights These swanky garden gaslights were finalists in the British Classic Design Awards and, if that isn't incentive enough to have you instantly ordering armfuls of them, you'll be thrilled to learn that they require absolutely no wiring or plumbing.£59 Instant Airbeds One minute to inflate, ten seconds to deflate. Let's face it, when you need a lie- down, the last thing you want is a marathon pumping session. Ahem. £94 Mini Motorbikes Minimoto is the latest hard-and-fast sport to rumble across the US and Britain (not to mention Italy, Japan and Holland).£725.00 Sleepa Beds Keep this bed-in-a-bag in your car and you'll never have to go home again. £59 Stainless Steel Water Feature If you're left cold by filigree animals spewing forth, but fancy a bit of the good chi that a water feature brings to a garden, this cool modern version is very now and Zen.£129.00 Round Aluminium BBQ Here's a discreter-than-average barbecue grill that pretty much does the work of its bigger and showier cousins. £69 Garden Candle - Film Tin Large Garden Candle with Eucalyptus and Citronella oil to keep bugs away. 5 wicks with 30 hours of burning time.£19 Swearing Punch Bag Miniature desktop punch ball that swears when you hit it... Not suitable for children unless they're well out of short trousers, and certainly not if they're involved in the clergy or anything. £4 Multi Media Electronic Dictionary This remarkable Multi-Media Electronic Dictionary is like having a brain the size of a planet at your fingertips.£59 Executive Dice Do you have the nerve? Not for the faint hearted, these Executive Dice are the ultimate remedy for the bored executive. £3 Personal Assistant Get powered up and portable with this remarkable pocked sized personal assistant, that'll do so much stuff for you you'll wonder how you managed without it for so long.£99 Emergency Cufflinks These are about the best innovative idea in a history of really very, very good ideas indeed. Emergency cufflinks to keep in your wallet. £7 Score cufflinks Sport the latest score of your football team on your sleeves (er... perhaps only if they're winning)!£39 Electronic Crossword The ultimate Electronic Crossword machine for those who are slaves to the grid! £34 Classic Globe A truly stylish classical globe for those with wanderlust in their eyes.£49 Worst Case Work The politics, ennui and social gymnastics of the workplace are fraught with possible disasters, and this hilarious book is an invaluable aid to surviving the perils of going to work. £9 Daft Desk Stamps More effective than stamping your feet, exasperated copy editors, account managers, financiers, teachers and other people too busy to use a pen will warm to these no-nonsense rubber stamps.£14 Desk Water Dispenser Dead cool dinky desk-sized water dispenser. Get your daily litre and a half of water. £14 Rainbow Light Pen Write with a pen of many colours, bright colours shining, wonderful and new. Hope you don't mind the plagiarism Joseph, but we couldn't resist.£9 Recording Pen 20 seconds of high quality memo recording at your fingertips or lips. Looks like a pen, writes like a pen, but listens like a priest. £18 Mobile Sensor Pen For people who value a little heart to heart.£10.95 Mousepad Doodle Book At last, the book we've all been waiting for! It's a doodling mouse pad that keeps you busy when your computer grinds to a halt. £9 Mousepad Photo Frame Save desk space with this nifty mouse mat photo frame.£5 Panic Button The most important button that computer manufacturers failed to supply is now available! £2 Pen-Ultimate The pen that spins for ages in its own magnetic field. And it also writes.£4 Punch Bag Suffering from desk rage? Chill out and relax by pounding the heck out of this excellent desktop Punch Bag. £19 Kigali An utterly compelling desk fiddler. It serves no useful purpose whatsoever, so as far as we're concerned it's indispensable.£9 Light Pen The funky pen gadget that lights as it writes. Who needs elaborate desk lamps? £9 Massage Pen Stressed at work, with stiff neck and shoulders? Stop writing for a second, flip this pen round and give yourself an instant massage!£15 International Clock The perfect status symbol for showing just what a jet setter you are. £39 Aspirin Cufflinks A pillbox at the end of your sleeve.£29 Desk Golf Game Ah, the feel of the open fairway, wind in your hair and the sun on your face. Open a window and sit by a lamp, this is great fun and almost as difficult as the real thing - can you get a hole in one? £14 Desktop Air Hockey An electronic table-top Air Hockey game that will have you wasting a lot of valuable work time. Its addictive and habitual use could lead to you using bigger and harder and much more expensive versions.£19 PT Golf Set Forget the briefcase, this Executive Golf Case will be a lot more fun in the office. £39.95 Executive Shooting Gallery All the fun of the fair, but without people screaming "Long rides tonight" at you and gluing coconuts to posts.£24 Fun Cufflinks A wild and wacky selection of fun and decidedly different cufflinks for people who like to stand out a little from the crowd. £12 Moleskine Books Used by the likes of Ernest Hemingway and Henri Matisse - check out the full range of Address Book, Notebook and Sketch Books.£7 Procrastinators The mad pad that's literally a complete and utter waste of time! £12 Watch Your Back Early warning system in your personal workspace for approaching bosses/ flying rubber bands.£4.50 Glowing Glasses Glasses that glow! They make your champagne sparkle and your cocktails shimmy - the perfect party performance! £4 New Year Pack Get kitted up to make New Year go with one heck of a bang, with this awesome party kit crammed with every posh party prop you can think of.£9 Magic Snowman Grow your own fat and happy snow-covered snowman overnight - these are just SOOO adorable! £6 Silly Hats Keep cosy this winter and make a statement - such as, 'I'm more interesting than my hat'.£9 Bad Girls Diary 2004 The Bad Girl's Diary is the classic accessory for any girls who feel that being bad is good, and that maybe last year they weren't quite bad enough. £12 Change Your Life Diary This Diary will change your life - no question about it. If you want 2004 to be a year you'll never forget, all you have to do is get this diary and do what it says, and laugh a lot at the same time. It's not so much a diary as a way of life.£12 Worst Case Diary 2004 The Worst Case Scenario Survival Diary is the best way to prepare yourself for the inevitable perils of the year ahead. Learn how to laugh in the face of danger. £12 Worst Case Christmas Cards These cards throw a wry but friendly smile on the festive season, and are a blissfully pleasant alternative to overfed cherubs.£10 Buzz Wire Game Do you have a steady enough nerve for this electrifying game? Any product that's bristling with consumer warnings has to be a must for the brave at heart. £14 Buzz Roulette Have you got the nerve? An electrifying game of Russian Roulette (without the traditionally final ending) that'll get your heart beating and have everyone screaming with delight.£14 Forfeit Cookies Delightfully wicked and suitably saucy chocolate-dipped whirls of Italian sugar curl, each hiding a frisky forfeit to liven up your dinner parties. £7 Fake Fags Laugh in the face of danger, mock the guy in the black cloak carrying hefty archaic farming equipment (does death drive a combine harvester in the 21st century?) with these derisory anti-health warning stickers for your cigarettes.£9 Humping Dog Just occasionally we come across a really classy product. This is patently not it, but it is nevertheless a complete and utter scream. £14 Cigarette & Match Lighter A match made in heaven, or two lighters made in Barnsley (it's a guess). A gift pack of two delightfully daft lighters for smokers who don't take life too seriously (which they palpably don't).£2 Flame Chocolate Candle Chocolate and candlelight - two of the world's greatest aphrodisiacs. £9 Cocktail Coasters Classically cool cocktail coasters for those who take cocktail concocting (perhaps we've laboured this 'words beginning with c thing' a little to hard) ceriously.£7 Steel Cocktail Goblet Sleek steel cocktail goblets for the movers and shakers out there. £16 Santa Hamster Singing Santa Hamster - not three words we would ever have imagined going together, but they do of course sum up the hilarious idiocy of this daft toy.£9 Penguin Ice Trays Pop a bit of iced style into your drinks this Christmas with these wicked little penguins. £9 Flashing coasters set of 4 Get your glasses glowing with this set of stupendously daft pressure sensitive light-up coasters.£16 Books for the Bog There's only so much interest you can glean from reading the back of a bleach bottle. Lift the level of entertainment above the ingredients list of domestic consumables with these deeply silly and entertaining books for the, er, bog. £8.21 Breathing Cat Instant no fuss pet. No feeding, nail clipping, hoop training (or whatever it is you do with cats) - one stroke and he starts to breathe. All rather cute, and a very efficient seat saver.£19 Coffee Time Clock There's always time for a cup of coffee... £16 Worst Case Scenario Christmas Without a doubt the best Christmas spirit lifter we've ever seen, this book is an absolute must for anyone not spending Christmas on their own on a small uninhabited island (and doesn't that sound tempting).£9 Worst Case Scenario Golf The most invaluable golfing companion you'll ever have!! Also it gives you something to laugh at, besides your opponent's technique. £9 Worst Case Sex & Dating The latest and sexiest of the Worst Case Handbook range - everything you wanted to know about dating and sex (hiding bad breath, bribing the maitre d', faking it, stopping a wedding...) but hadn't even CONSIDERED.£9 TeeTotal 120 golf tees in a bottle that looks like a bottle of whisky. It's the perfect golfers present, quite stupid but still fun, rather like golf then. £4 Worst Case Travel Continuing the success of its best-selling original, this Worst Case Travel Edition tells you how to pass a bribe, evade an alien abduction and leap from a high-rise hotel, amongst countless others.£9 Turbo Bubble Gun The fully automatic (well you know, in a bubbly kind of way) Turbo Bubble Gun, fires off a stonking 1000 bubbles a minute! £9 Walking Hand It's daft, it's cheesy, it's... actually quite spooky. Looks just like the hand of a typical green scarred bloke, except it starts to walk if you make a loud noise...£14 Whirlpool Mug Whizz up your favourite shake, stir up your favourite cocktail, or just gaze with glazed eyes at the mesmeric whirlpool effect. £9 Worst Case Scenario How to take a punch, wrestle alligators, escape from a sinking car...£9 Spoon Seat Saver It's a seat saver, cos no one will sit on a seat that looks like it's got a spoon full of ice-cream on it. So realistic, even YOU'LL have your doubts... £3 Spaghetti Candles Handy bendy funky candles.£4 Ninja Hamster At last - a hamster that does something entertaining. The Ninja Hamster has broken free from the traditional treadmill, eating and smelling set-up to learn some fierce martial art skills, and developed an impressive singing voice. £9 Open Here Bottle Opener Wall-mounted bottle opener, with instructions...£6.50 Party Shooter For when you absolutely have to drink every single bottle in the room. £3 Penguin Radio Belt it out in the shower with the slightly silly but ultimately endearing Penguin Shower Radio.£16.95 Laughing Bag It may be as annoying as hell, but if ever there was a contagious laugh, this is it. £11 Love Dice It's new, requires fast reactions, is mildly dangerous near fragile objects and is a totally top game - with or without alcoholic forfeits!£3 Magic Tree Grow a Christmas tree on your desk in a matter of hours. It's kitsch, it's silly and it's more fun than a fish. £4 Flycatcher Seldom has anyone invented such a fabulously daft gadget that actually serves a useful purpose!£19.95 Foolproof Egg Timer Never ever cock-up a boiled egg again. Completely foolproof egg-timer. £5 Gecko Soap Dispenser Relive the days of roughing it in the Ecuadorean jungle as a student (only cleaner) with this not entirely authentic looking, but nonetheless funky gecko shower gel dispenser.£11 Hippy Hamster This Easy Rider look-alike (well if you squint a lot) is the latest addition to the incomprehensibly popular singing hamster range. £9 Hot Heart Warmer Romantic little gadget that heats up at the flick of a switch. If only relationships were this easy...£3 Crazy Golf Balls Freak out your golfing chums with these wonderfully ludicrous golf balls. The set of four balls consists of: the Exploder, the Phantom, the Jet Stream and the Unputtaball. £7 Erotic Join The Dots Another staple of long childhood afternoons is hijacked for those long adult evenings...£6 Fart Machine Chuffing nonsense, but unbelievable fun! £14 After Dinner Chocolates Hand these round after dinner and separate the prudes from the permissive (and possibly you from your partner if the in-laws are present!)£4 Retro Mugs Derisive retro mugs that reflect the true joy of morning coffee, and the joys of the licence to kill permitted by PMT. £5 Love Sandals Make your mark with these wonderfully kitsch Love Sandals! The writing's no longer on the wall, it's in the sand.£9 Christmas Sparklers Add a bit of festive sparkle to your Christmas with these rather cute themed (but not in a Hollywood restaurant sort of way) table sparklers. £5 Twister Duvet Covers Designed for...play, the Twister duvet cover brings a whole new meaning to role play in the bedroom, feel free to experiment£29 Simkey Simcard Backup This neat little gizmo not only backs-up the SIM card from your mobile phone, it also doubles as a micro PDA! Never worry about losing all the contacts crammed in your mobile phone again - a gadget that gives you peace of mind. £14 Magic Snowman Grow your own fat and happy snow-covered snowman overnight - these are just SOOO adorable!£6 Invisible card pack of 2 Invisible Cards - well, not totally invisible, that would be a bit silly - but nevertheless they're clearly brilliant, and are the perfect cards for strip poker. £12 Bad Girls Diary 2004 The Bad Girl's Diary is the classic accessory for any girls who feel that being bad is good, and that maybe last year they weren't quite bad enough.£12 Change Your Life Diary This Diary will change your life - no question about it. If you want 2004 to be a year you'll never forget, all you have to do is get this diary and do what it says, and laugh a lot at the same time. It's not so much a diary as a way of life. £12 Worst Case Diary 2004 The Worst Case Scenario Survival Diary is the best way to prepare yourself for the inevitable perils of the year ahead. Learn how to laugh in the face of danger.£12 Forfeit Cookies Delightfully wicked and suitably saucy chocolate-dipped whirls of Italian sugar curl, each hiding a frisky forfeit to liven up your dinner parties. £7 Cigarette & Match Lighter A match made in heaven, or two lighters made in Barnsley (it's a guess). A gift pack of two delightfully daft lighters for smokers who don't take life too seriously (which they palpably don't).£2 Executive Dice Do you have the nerve? Not for the faint hearted, these Executive Dice are the ultimate remedy for the bored executive. £3 Flame Chocolate Candle Chocolate and candlelight - two of the world's greatest aphrodisiacs.£9 Cocktail Coasters Classically cool cocktail coasters for those who take cocktail concocting (perhaps we've laboured this 'words beginning with c thing' a little to hard) ceriously. £7 Electric Heater Mug Keep your cuppa steaming.£9 UV Cipher This Cipher pen and Ultra-Violet torch kit is an invisible writer and security marker in one, (and pretty good for secret messages te he). £9 Santa Hamster Singing Santa Hamster - not three words we would ever have imagined going together, but they do of course sum up the hilarious idiocy of this daft toy.£9 Penguin Ice Trays Pop a bit of iced style into your drinks this Christmas with these wicked little penguins. £9 Mobile Phone Charger - Travel Set The travel kit for the car, boat, suitcase - you name it - that everyone should have.£12 Emergency Cufflinks These are about the best innovative idea in a history of really very, very good ideas indeed. Emergency cufflinks to keep in your wallet. £7 Bath Bomb Set Soothe away your aches and pains, and get a kick out of the fizzing with this set of pure indulgence bath bombs.£7 Beer Key The key to swift and successful beer access. A very clever design from one of the UK's newest and funkiest designers. £7.50 Blue LED Torch Keyring Super bright torch! With its small weight and size, you have to have this on your keyring.£4 Buzz Lighter Offering people a light just took on a whole new dimension. The Buzz Lighter won't give them a light, but WILL get them dancing round the room. £8 Original Casino Cards Cards used in a genuine Las Vegas casino. Cards in Vegas are refreshed once every hour, after which they have their corners shaved off to prevent re-playing. Note: Cards are £3 per pack.£3 Chalk Mug This ingenious coffee mug is glazed with a chalk board surface and comes with a piece of chalk. Great for morning love notes to your sweetie or for leaving that dreaded message to your boss... "I need a raise!" £4 Worst Case Scenario Christmas Without a doubt the best Christmas spirit lifter we've ever seen, this book is an absolute must for anyone not spending Christmas on their own on a small uninhabited island (and doesn't that sound tempting).£9 Worst Case Scenario Golf The most invaluable golfing companion you'll ever have!! Also it gives you something to laugh at, besides your opponent's technique. £9 Worst Case Sex & Dating The latest and sexiest of the Worst Case Handbook range - everything you wanted to know about dating and sex (hiding bad breath, bribing the maitre d', faking it, stopping a wedding...) but hadn't even CONSIDERED.£9 Worst Case Work The politics, ennui and social gymnastics of the workplace are fraught with possible disasters, and this hilarious book is an invaluable aid to surviving the perils of going to work. £9 X-Zylo Ultra The hottest throwy thing around. Light as a very light thing and goes phenomenal distances. Record throw 600 feet - can you beat it?£7 Zapcap Stainless Steel How to crack open a bottle of beer in a nanosecond with a satisfying whack of the hand. £9 Stress Incense Sorry they're not scratch and sniff, but these incense kits are a must for all hedonists and the self-indulgent (though that may well be tautological).£3 Magnetic Tax Disc An elegant solution to tacky, placky alternatives, this sleek stainless-steel cover has a distinctly Formula 1 look about it. £6 Therm au Rouge If you've always got time for red wine to reach room temperature on its own, fine. If not, this nifty warmer saves the wait.£9 Worst Case Travel Continuing the success of its best-selling original, this Worst Case Travel Edition tells you how to pass a bribe, evade an alien abduction and leap from a high-rise hotel, amongst countless others. £9 Turbo Bubble Gun The fully automatic (well you know, in a bubbly kind of way) Turbo Bubble Gun, fires off a stonking 1000 bubbles a minute!£9 Whirlpool Mug Whizz up your favourite shake, stir up your favourite cocktail, or just gaze with glazed eyes at the mesmeric whirlpool effect. £9 Wind-up Multi Mobile Charger No, it's not a wind-up. Give your battery a boost when you're stuck in the sticks, and stay in touch!£9 Wine Carrier Pop a chilled Puilly Fumé in this sturdy insulated wine-carrier, sling it over over your shoulder, and head for the grass. £9 Worst Case Scenario How to take a punch, wrestle alligators, escape from a sinking car...£9 Rainbow Light Pen Write with a pen of many colours, bright colours shining, wonderful and new. Hope you don't mind the plagiarism Joseph, but we couldn't resist. £9 Spoon Seat Saver It's a seat saver, cos no one will sit on a seat that looks like it's got a spoon full of ice-cream on it. So realistic, even YOU'LL have your doubts...£3 Flowers in a Can Flowers in a Can - possibly the best invention since they put... err, beer in a can. Send a single can or a bunch of cans (it doesn't have the same ring as a bunch of flowers, but it's a LOT more fun). £4 Sensual Incense Sorry they're not scratch and sniff, but these incense kits are a must for all hedonists and the self-indulgent (though that may well be tautological).£3 Spaghetti Candles Handy bendy funky candles. £4 Mini Radio Silver Small enough to fit the palm of your hand, this mini radio will pick up pretty well anything (unless they're leaning against a bar in tight clothes), without giving you a bulge in your pocket (so to speak).£9 Mobile Sensor Pen For people who value a little heart to heart. £10.95 Mousepad Doodle Book At last, the book we've all been waiting for! It's a doodling mouse pad that keeps you busy when your computer grinds to a halt.£9 Mousepad Photo Frame Save desk space with this nifty mouse mat photo frame. £5 Multi Mobile Charger Pocket Multi-Mobile charger. Plug in and charge up to stay connected when your battery lets you down.£9 Ninja Hamster At last - a hamster that does something entertaining. The Ninja Hamster has broken free from the traditional treadmill, eating and smelling set-up to learn some fierce martial art skills, and developed an impressive singing voice. £9 Open Here Bottle Opener Wall-mounted bottle opener, with instructions...£6.50 Panic Button The most important button that computer manufacturers failed to supply is now available! £2 Party Shooter For when you absolutely have to drink every single bottle in the room.£3 Pen-Ultimate The pen that spins for ages in its own magnetic field. And it also writes. £4 Keyring Kite Perfect for idle moments on the beach, in the park or at slow sporting fixtures.£4 Kigali An utterly compelling desk fiddler. It serves no useful purpose whatsoever, so as far as we're concerned it's indispensable. £9 Laughing Bag It may be as annoying as hell, but if ever there was a contagious laugh, this is it.£11 LED Torch Lighter A torch and lighter in one. The next time someone asks you for a light, you'll be able to give them what they want. Unless what they really meant was, what's your telephone number. £9 Lightup Lighter There is absolutely no practical reason for a lighter to emit an unearthly blue glow when firing up a ciggy. Except it looks SO darn cool...£9 Light Pen The funky pen gadget that lights as it writes. Who needs elaborate desk lamps? £9 Love Bomb Made from natural products, the Love Bomb fizzes away in the bath and even has a hidden surprise...!£1 Love Dice It's new, requires fast reactions, is mildly dangerous near fragile objects and is a totally top game - with or without alcoholic forfeits! £3 Magic Tree Grow a Christmas tree on your desk in a matter of hours. It's kitsch, it's silly and it's more fun than a fish.£4 Micro LED Torch A tiny, multi-function, featherweight and super-bright key-chain to light your way in the dark. £4 Foolproof Egg Timer Never ever cock-up a boiled egg again. Completely foolproof egg-timer.£5 Hand Deodoriser We still can't work out how this works, but it's remarkable! £4.50 Hippy Hamster This Easy Rider look-alike (well if you squint a lot) is the latest addition to the incomprehensibly popular singing hamster range.£9 Hot Heart Warmer Romantic little gadget that heats up at the flick of a switch. If only relationships were this easy... £3 Ice Scraper Tough but smooth wallet-sized card to whisk away that wintry frost with a flourish.£4 Crazy Golf Balls Freak out your golfing chums with these wonderfully ludicrous golf balls. The set of four balls consists of: the Exploder, the Phantom, the Jet Stream and the Unputtaball. £7 Eon Ice Waterproof and crush-proof, the Eon Ice emits a beautiful piercing blue beam from its dual LEDs. It's the size of a credit card, and you should never leave home without it.£9 Erotic Join The Dots Another staple of long childhood afternoons is hijacked for those long adult evenings... £6 Flashing Golf Ball A brilliant invention in more ways than one. The Flashing Golf Ball means you'll never lose your balls again!£12 Disc Rifle It's the meanest, baddest, foam-disc-firingest rifle you could ever hope to handle. Keep nuisances, colleagues and work at bay, all day. £9