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Adult cocktail recipe glasses Want to serve Love Juice at your next dinner party? This sexy adult set of 4 shotglasses with recipes are certain to be the talking point of the night!
Blow Job Vouchers How do you like yours? With whipped cream? In the car? Or even first thing in the morning!!! Next time she owes you one, give her one of these naughty blowjob vouchers and ensure you get what's coming! 10 unforgettable treats bound into a cute little booklet. Invaluable!
Climaxxx Game Climaxxx Game The game for lovers that takes you and your partner through a dizzying array of sensuous thrills. Colourful, illustrated cards guide you through a series of sexy trials. But be careful! No matter how excited you get, you have to keep your passions in check - otherwise you lose the game! You'll find that finishing the game is a feat in itself. So, take a deep breath, keep your cool and let Climaxxx add a little spice to your evenings… Enjoy the game!
Designer Willy Warmer These cheeky chappies are perfect gifts for your favourite friend(s). Designer willy warmers are fully lined for comfort and One-Size- Fits-All-But-The-Very-Lucky! Choose from 4 endearing designs, Spotted Dick, One Eyed Monster, Trouser Snake or Sexy B
Forbidden Fruits Forbidden Fruits Forbidden fruits is the rude food game that comes with the bare essentials - a game for two people who would like to get to know each other very well, but up to eight players can play if you dare. Your position on the board will decide where you will touch, or kiss, or taste and the dice will decide what you taste from the following items which accompany this game: Chocolate Sauce, Strawberry Sauce, Whipped Cream, Raspberry Sauce.
Girlfriend Remote Control Talking remote control for your girlfriend, so you can take charge. Verdict: Turn over
Girls Personal Fitness Instructor Girls Personal Fitness Instructor WARNING! This product is very funny but it is also very rude and risque! Those easily offended should not open the box! Because inside you will find a Blow up man with a built in personal vibrator. Excellent for hen nights, birthdays and any other gift occasion, enjoy a fitness fantasy with a Big Bad Boy.
Hen Night Kit The ultimate hen night kit. All you need for an outrageous night out packed with brilliant fun novelties. Contents: 1 pair plastic furry handcuffs, 1 inflatable ball and chain, 1 leather whip, 1 L plate, 3 flavoured condoms, 1 sticky willy, 1 Top-10 dare list Verdict: Just make sure they tie the knot
Hen Party Big Badge Big Big Badge - Look Out! Hen Party About Diameter: 6" - just how we like 'em
Hen Party Goodies This pack contains the essential ingredients you will need to make the Bride-to-Be's last night of freedom embarrassingly unforgettable! Pack contents: Tiara with veil Look Who's Getting Married sash 6 printed hen party balloons, confetti burster Personalised bride to be badge 3 personalised chaperone badges One (very embarrassing) forfeit card.
Horny Devil Glass A nice recepticle for your HORNY DEVIL to drink from. Display packed.
Hunky Body Lighter This slick, hunky, high-grade lighter which is refillable, makes a perfect talking point for any fag-break. Sexy brushed silver body shaped like a hunky male torso!
Inflatable Wife Inflatable Wife Inflatable Wife, a low maintainence partner for a stress-free, easy life. Fed up of wasting all that valuable time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, Klutter is proud to present this, the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. That's right, NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her “essentials”. True, our product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends, or you can watch the footie uninterrupted. So go on, revolutionise your workd, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words… ”Snuggle up balloon features!” • Totally silent • Wastes no time • Spends no money • Toilet seat is always up • Won't crash your car • Totally faithful • Floats
JC Mac Ironing Board Cover “Iron My Towel and watch it disappear!” We bet you thought there would never be a way to make ironing fun! But now here it is - an ironing board cover featuring JC Mac semi-naked, and looking delicious. This former Hugo Boss model lies leisurely and innocent looking atop your ironing board, but when things start getting hot - you iron his towel - and it disappears! Ironing board cover is elasticated, fits in seconds, fits most ironing boards, has a super thick felt backing, reflects heat to iron both sides and is machine washable. Fits all boards up to 1200 x 370. Actual cover size is 1320mm x 480mm (size is nomical). 100% cotton cover, polyester underfelt.
Jordan Ironing Cover Britains favourite glamour-pussy! As seen on TV and in the news! Sexy Jordan really will make ironing more fun. She will strip slowly as the going gets hotter, and eventually reveal-all! Also available, Kelly Bell and JC Mac - collect them all!
Kelly Bell Ironing Cover As seen on TV and in the news! Sexy Kelly Bell really does make ironing more fun. She will strip slowly as the going gets hotter, and eventually reveal-all! Also available, Jordan and JC Mac - collect them all!
Love Thong For Men A cute little gift box containing a 100% cotton, black mens thong. Contains a selection of naughty greetings: Big Boy, Sex God, I Love Sex, For Big Boys Only or something equally rude and raunchy. One size.
Lovers Kinky Sex Kit Welcome to the pleasure zone, where all your wildest fantasies can come true… Great value fun kit contains 1 set of lovers dice, 1 vibrating massager (batteries included), lovers handcuffs, flavoured bodylick, lovers feather, illustrations of top 10 kama sutra positions Verdict: For a wild night in!
Lovers Mask Imagine being ultimate control of your partners' senses and sharing the perfect fantasy together… Verdict: After all, love is blind
Lovers Target Game Can you hit the spot? Win your partner over and make them your slave? It all depends on your aim. Get it right, and they're yours. Miss target, and submit to a series of pleasurable forfeits. Fun target game with hanging loop to afix to door / wall. With 4 sticky balls to aim and fire. Just for the fun of it, why not play blindfolded!
Oral Sex Dice, Hers Take a lick at this! A dice game for her, with commands that will have you both drooling in no time. Roll the dice and discover your fate: lick, suck, pinch… ass, clit, lips… Oooh it tastes so good!
Oral Sex Dice, His Take a lick at this! A dice game for him, more commands to get you drooling in no time at all. Roll the dice and discover what treats lie in store for you! Verdict: Ready to roll?
Passion Slippers These slippers will love you forever, because every step you take causes the slippers to have a magnificent, gut busting orgasm. These will make you laugh your socks off!
Personalised Thongs You read it right! Now we can personalise your panties so that you get just the right message to your loved one. The original birthday gift! We can print your personal message onto one of our high quality, white seamless microfibre thongs and even include a photograph or your own pictures if you wish! Designs can be printed in full colour, in any style you want (send us your ideas!). Place your order now, and we will contact you to verify the details of the personalisation you require. Turnaround time is 24-hours. Product is supplied gift-boxed and you can include a personal message. Also, if you like, you can choose a different delivery address (under delivery addresses in your account area when you log in).
Screen saver (Men) Be the envy of the office or play the most hilarious practical joke ever! For all PC's (except the politically correct ones) Verdict: Best way to avoid burn out
Screen saver (Women) Be the envy of the office or play the most hilarious practical joke ever! For all PC's (except the politically correct ones) Verdict: Best way to avoid burn out
Sex Positions Mug This magical mug features a series of random lights that are activated when you pick it up, and when you put it back down… which sex position will it choose for you? Now you know why the British answer to you all your problems is a cup of tea!
Sexy Glass Sexy Glass to drink from, arrow points to that special SEXY person! Display packed.
Sfera Silence Love Balls Sfera Silence Love Balls, from Fun Factory are quality, silicone coated love balls which are inserted into the vagina and can be worn there for several hours. Every movement of the body propels the metal balls in the interior of the love balls into rolling vibrations. Thereby the vaginal muscles are stimulated, massaged and trained. Sfera Silence exercises the pelvic muscles providing you and your partner more fun. For hygiene reasons, the ball and a portion of the string are coated in silicone. The shiny silicone coating is a feast for the eyes and facilites cleaning. After use, a rinse with warm water and mild soap is recommended and is sufficient in order to cleaner the balls. A new patented manufacturing process makes Sfera Silence the quietest love balls in the world.
Shy Guy With A Big Dick Mug Quality, printed mug in a gift box.
Stress Willie Keychain In times of need, play with your little willie. Stretch him, pull him, fondle him and love him. PLUS! He will look after your keys whilst sitting quietly in your pocket.
Strip Mug - Female Fill this mug with hot brew and the babe will strip for you - right down to taking her knickers off too. Verdict: Fancy A Cuppa?
Strip Mug - Male This mug features a hunk who will strip for you once hot liquid is poured into it. So next time you fancy a brew, get horny! Verdict: Fancy A Cuppa?
Strip Shooter Game You've played spin the bottle, now spin the glasses instead. Adult party game contains 6 shot glasses in a drinking game that gets you naked and will have you rolling over in no time (laughing of course).
Talking Hairbrush The ultimate fun gift! A talking hairbrush that tells you how gorgeous you are with every stroke! It “oohs and ahhs” in a cheesy male British accent and talks several different phrases at random. Take a watch battery (which is supplied and is renewable).
Tasty, Sexy Body Paint Pack What a bargain! A tasty, sexy body paint pack containing Mint Chocolate Body Paint, Strawberry Body Sauce and Wild Fruit Body Sauce
Vibrating Foam Rubber Ducky Never take a bath alone again! Here is the perfect companion for any bath or hot-tub. This classic Ducky is not only adorable, but it vibrates! Turn it on, let it float, and it creates its own pulsa-bath just like a mini-spa!
Willy Straws e Give a suck job instead of a blow job. Sip your drink slowly through a willy shaped straw! Verdict: Sucked off
XXX Rated Playing Cards One glossy pack of very explicit playing cards (you have been warned!). Contains 54 hardcore shots - uncensored.
Zebra Fur Covered Handcuffs Zebra fur covered handcuffs to tie your lover down in comfort. Also available in pink, black, red or tiger print